Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Horse with a chair on his head.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

eden stop

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Cancer.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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