- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

why are balck people black because they are

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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