Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Bark I'm a tree

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

what do you call your mama at the gas station

That is so fetch

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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