why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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GONNA

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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