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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Your mother is average.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Do you love me? No.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

a seal walks into a club.