yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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