- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why is the ground wet It rained

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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