Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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