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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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