What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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