A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

knock knock who's there? faith

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

a seal walks into a club.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Hello.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

A chicken walked into the bar...

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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