A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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