What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

So one time there was this woman learning...

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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