- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Yo mama is so fat she died

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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