Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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whos district champs not JM

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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