Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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