what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Worms don't like apples.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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