NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Snooki

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

A Serbian Film

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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