Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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