Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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