so... how about that airplane food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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