What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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snooki

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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