- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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