- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

You have friends

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Me Neither.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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