What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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