What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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U mad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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