I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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