Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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smell the vitamin C

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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