- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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