What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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