- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

I hate blackniggers

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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