roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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well use a tissue!

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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