- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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