Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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