Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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PSN IS UP

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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