What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What? Why?

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speech and debate.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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mark is life

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they're dead. idiot.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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oh hai

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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