Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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VAL SUCKS

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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