- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

why are balck people black because they are

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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