- Anti Joke

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A blind man walks into a wall.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.