- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Asians.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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