- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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