- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Matt is a Duster!

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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