- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Poop!!

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."