what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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the economy.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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