- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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