- Anti Joke

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

im not black, im Joseph Kony