- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

An irish man walks out of a bar

You're a big fat monkey.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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