- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Who does creatine? James Cornish

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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