What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Q. who's george porchy?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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