If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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