- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Donald Trump

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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