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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

save me from the nothing ive become

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

MOOOOOOOOOOO

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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