What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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AIDS

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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