- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Misner is a twat.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

THE GAME.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Ebola

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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