- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

I'm hungry.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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