I dont have a girlfriend

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

tommy is retared

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

there once was a black man who played basketball

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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