- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

The lion swallowed his pride.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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