Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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