- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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