- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

You know what's catchy? A cold

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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