- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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