- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Woman's Rights

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Diarrhea

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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