What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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