- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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