- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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