(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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women's rights, lol

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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