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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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