One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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sorry got to poo

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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My Boyfriend

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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The Moon Landing.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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