- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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