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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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