- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Justin Beiber's Talent.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

once you go black your credit goes wack

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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