- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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