- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

to get to the other side.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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