What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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angelosnyder is not gay

Womens Rights

ur mum

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Where's the dick??? east

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

God. God.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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