- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Apple juice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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