- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Women

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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