How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Anti Joke

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