Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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