What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Winter

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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