- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Rush Limbaugh

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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