Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Anti Joke

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