If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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chuck norris

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Women's Rights.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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