- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Do you like fishsticks No

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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