Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Poop

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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