What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Health food.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

kaite is dumb that is true

Scott Gomez

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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