What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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