Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Anti Joke

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