No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Where's my tractor?

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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knock knock who's there? hope

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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