- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Me Neither.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

women's rights

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Yock

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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