- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Me Neither.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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