- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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