- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Where's my tractor?

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

knock knock who's there? hope

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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