- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Knock Knock. Shut up.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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