What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Homonyms should be band.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

I hate long jokes -_-

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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