- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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