yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Justin Bieber.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

A man killed himself.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A man walked into a bar owch

VAGINA.

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