Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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all hail based mark

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Pain Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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