- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

"Knock knock" Come in!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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