- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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